You are in a twisty maze of an e-zine web page. Before you is a banner ad. To the south are two magazine ads.
> scroll down
You are between two magazine ads. To the east are Google ads.
> scroll down
You found a title!
> read
Before you is a summary.
> scroll down
Look out, a large box ad is lurking nearby!
> read
The page has refreshed!
> read
You found more Google ads.
> scroll down
You found information on the author.
> scroll down
You are being chased by ads disguised as links!
> scroll down quickly
Didn't understand command modifier "quickly".
> scroll down
You were eaten by a big orange footer ad.
Start over [Y/n]?
(Shamelessly nicked from a slashdot comment...)
